Forgotten My Pass

Hi

 

Please can you return the pass to reception as it is a day
pass only.

 

Thanks

Reception

 

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Hi Reception

I agree with you that it is a day pass, however I have travelled back in time
by a week so I’m not due to return it for 6 days.

 

Kind
regards.

James

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Security breach then…..

 

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Hi Reception

 

I have spent 15 minutes reading
human resources guidelines and can find no reference to time travel being a
security breach.

That said, I understand your concerns, and as soon as I have replenished my
stock of duplicated uranium isotopes, I will be able to power up the time
machine so the pass is returned on the same day that I borrowed it.

 

Kind regards

James

 

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Please can you give it to Anne
to bring over.

 

Thanks

 

 

 

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Hi Reception

 

Two people cannot travel on my time
machine.  I haven’t actually borrowed the pass yet in the space-time
continuum so this would endanger us all if I were to mess with the future.

 

James